Unemployed Philosophers Guild

This kitchen towel features 18 literary quotes about food, from authors such as Mark Twain, Lewis Carroll, J.R.R. Tolkien, Oscar Wilde, Kurt Vonnegut, and more.

This cotton towel features 39 opening lines from literary classics! 

Towel unfolded is 18" x 25.5"
Hang Loop
100% Cotton

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This 14 oz mug from The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild features 19 dragons from around the world.

With friends like yours, you’ll need plenty of these high-brow low-brow taunts of the Bard’s. This tea towel features 34 of Shakespeare's greatest insults!

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm. Apply every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.

Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama - and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.

Greeting Card

Greeting Card

The Memo Mori Notepad features four unique page styles, each with a cenotaph to record important dates and worldly deeds. Now you won't miss that appointment to get your teeth cleaned... as each page reminds you: this, too, shall pass.

Is there a Trekkie in your life? They need this tea towel! 

Towel unfolded is 18" x 25 1/2"
Hang loop
100% cotton

Do you love owls? Like, a lot? Then this is the kitchen towel for you! This cotton towel features 24 owl species.

Good news for misunderstood overachievers! Carry Albert Einstein’s Famous Formula with you everywhere and let this emollient balm and you’ll observe softer, smoother lips in all probability. Another problem solved!

Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama - and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.

Greeting Card

Greeting Card