Tea Towel | Owls

With friends like yours, you’ll need plenty of these high-brow low-brow taunts of the Bard’s. This tea towel features 34 of Shakespeare's greatest insults!

This cotton towel features 39 opening lines from literary classics! 

Towel unfolded is 18" x 25.5"
Hang Loop
100% Cotton

This kitchen towel features 18 literary quotes about food, from authors such as Mark Twain, Lewis Carroll, J.R.R. Tolkien, Oscar Wilde, Kurt Vonnegut, and more.

This tea towel sells itself. No description needed.
18"x25.5"
100% cotton

Is there a Trekkie in your life? They need this tea towel! 

Towel unfolded is 18" x 25 1/2"
Hang loop
100% cotton

This dignified Momento Mori mug is perfect for gloomy people who need coffee or tea to... wake.

This 14 oz mug from The Unemployed Philosopher's Guild features 19 dragons from around the world.

The Memo Mori Notepad features four unique page styles, each with a cenotaph to record important dates and worldly deeds. Now you won't miss that appointment to get your teeth cleaned... as each page reminds you: this, too, shall pass.