Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Lip Balm

Covered with 30 of the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave"-Get one today!

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Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama - and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.

Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama - and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.

Good news for misunderstood overachievers! Carry Albert Einstein’s Famous Formula with you everywhere and let this emollient balm and you’ll observe softer, smoother lips in all probability. Another problem solved!

With friends like yours, you’ll need plenty of these high-brow low-brow taunts of the Bard’s. This tea towel features 34 of Shakespeare's greatest insults!

This cotton towel features 39 opening lines from literary classics! 

Towel unfolded is 18" x 25.5"
Hang Loop
100% Cotton

This kitchen towel features 18 literary quotes about food, from authors such as Mark Twain, Lewis Carroll, J.R.R. Tolkien, Oscar Wilde, Kurt Vonnegut, and more.

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18"x25.5"
100% cotton