Lotion & Balm

Good news for misunderstood overachievers! Carry Albert Einstein’s Famous Formula with you everywhere and let this emollient balm and you’ll observe softer, smoother lips in all probability. Another problem solved!

Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm - Eucalyptus

Are you on the hunt for an aluminum-free deodorant that actually WORKS? We've found it. 

This powder deodorant (as opposed to gel) lasts all day, and the unique fragrances are enjoyable yet not overpowering. 

Are you on the hunt for an aluminum-free deodorant that actually WORKS? We've found it. 

This powder deodorant (as opposed to gel) lasts all day, and the unique fragrances are enjoyable yet not overpowering. 

Man Lotion - 8 oz

Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama - and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.

Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama - and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.

The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm. Apply every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man.

Stiff Upper Lip Balm - Never Surrender Peppermint

Stirling Body Lotions absorb quickly and won't leave a greasy residue. Deep Blue Sea is inspired by Bleu de Chanel, and features a crisp, lightly musky fragrance. Made in Arkansas. 8 oz.

Inspired by Creed Aventus, Stirling Executive Man features a cologne fragrance with a pineapple top note. This lightweight body lotion absorbs quickly and won't leave a greasy residue. 8 oz. Made in Arkansas.

Haverford is inspired by Tom Ford Tobacco Vanille. Stirling Body Lotions absorb quickly into your skin and won't leave a greasy residue! 8 oz, Made in Arkansas.

Sharp Dressed Man was inspired by Green Irish Tweed, the iconic, smooth fragrance of the mid-20th century. Stirling Body Lotions absorb quickly and won't leave a greasy residue. 8 oz. Made in Arkansas.

Suavecito Face & Body Lotion - 8 oz