Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama - and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.

Under each clever label of UPG's Read My Lip Balm is a literary label under wraps. Unroll the wrapper to read a little poetry, a little whimsey, a little drama - and savor the work of a favorite writer whenever you reapply.

Greeting Card

Greeting Card

Greeting Card

Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm - Eucalyptus

Stiff Upper Lip Balm - Never Surrender Peppermint

Covered with 30 of the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave"-Get one today!

Unemployed Philosophers Guild Monty Python Mug