Minerva "Min" Jasmine Elmindreda Gott: Min is Just For Him's most popular employee. Min works security protecting pipes, keyboards, and her favorite chair. Her hobbies include knocking Amanda's things off of the counter, hiding among the hats to frighten customers, and sleeping. She is prone to random outbursts of homicidal energy known at Just For Him as "Furzerker Mode" during which no spinning top, fluffy ball, or piece of wrapping paper is safe. Min does not have an email because she just doesn't feel like she needs to waste her valuable time reading or answering messages.