Foam Sweet Foam | Nihilism Soap

Whenever you’re feeling Prussian Blue, pick yourself up! The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross is an inspiring soap to make your world better.

Make It Soap! Picard Soap - Vegetable Based - Guest Soap

Mysophobia* got you down? As the good doctor said, "Dirt of any kind seems to us incompatible with civilization." Freudian Soap washes away germs and dirt and it's guaranteed to get your hands cleaner than your conscience.

Freud's Oral Fixation Lip Balm - Eucalyptus

To get clean after Pon Farr or before your Kolinahr, you need clean, Vulcan mint-scented Spock Soap.

Fascinating. Fresh.

2 oz soap

If you’re a lumberjack and you’re okay, you need Monty Python’s Lumberjack Soap. Cut down trees. Eat your lunch. Wash your hands! (Fresh cut timber scent.)

When you lather up with fresh, invigorating Captain Kirk soap, you’ll feel ready to BOLDLY GO! (It’s also a lovely little gift for Vulcan dignitaries.)

Notes of earthy nutmeg and sweet honey mingle with ginger for a Crete-spa-worthy fragrance.

Take the plunge with gentle vegetable soap and glycerine, cascades of shea butter, cocoa butter, olive oil and grapeseed oil - all with a fresh, seaworthy fragrance.